MOS- A course that changed my life's course.

The story so far......
After 4 years of hardwork, Iapa' completes his B.tech.An absolute genius witb levels of intelligence out weighing himself.Now is he going to lead another batch of students into the deepest mysteries of life that he has discovered.Let us find out.....

RESUME:

Name : Iapa'
Age : 21
Gender: Male
Interests: -->Runnin' up and down the CC,
-->Coming to 9 'o' clock lecture at 9.40 and calling the guys in the coffee shop to attend my lecture,
-->Showcasing them talent i have on pearl, java, python,alligator,bush-baby....
-->making everybody think that i am the reincarnation of Richard feynman.
-->conduct a test for 100 marks and using complex singularity functions (Ref.J.Mikahe.G.groner)successfully reject the hypothesis the test was a sucessfull failure.
--> (Umbrella: When this guy is drunk people mistake me for Iapa')
--> Bridging calicut beach to chathamangalam.
Educational qualifications: ???(hmmm...Ok Ill try to recollect a few)
Last degree:S11 B.tech....NO DoNutS For You.
Achievements:Sorry for wasting so much paper...i can't help it.
---> Have written a perl algorithm to solve the problems in synchronising the process of smoking 2 or more cigars simultaneoulsy
--->have written loads of blogs which are of no use to yu or me, and the love letter to emilda (the cow i love).
--->Convinced college officials that I have taught enough to earn a decent amount to fund my GRE (Exam fees only)(and a day's rum)(if there is something called GRE preparation topper i'll be the first)
---> Manhood.(i showcase it with my beard, that ain't fake)
--->Courteously rejected admission by all colleges I applied to.(P.S: "courteously")
--->Karl Marx would have surely given recommendation had he been alive
Future plans:
--->Having a bath tommorrow morning.
--->Getting AIR-1(Ayappan inda rank) in AIKEE(All india kundans entrance examination), i am gettin bored in E-hostel.
--->Screwing the 2006-2007 batch jus like the previous 2005-2006 batch, if possible even worse, which i doubt whether it is possible.
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